Clearly .. chocolate chip cookies are heaven. They’re so good.
If I wouldn’t die … I would eat them all the time.
Research shows that I (and maybe you too, you’re not off the hook) may be ADDICTED to chocolate chip cookies.
Chocolate chip cookie addiction is comparable to the addiction experienced by cocaine users. The same way some people crave cocaine is the same way some people crave chocolate chip cookies.
I mean, I don’t get the cookie cold sweats … but I can’t help myself if I’m around a batch of cookies. Just as I imagine I wouldn’t help myself if I were addicted to cocaine and around mounds of cocaine.
But before I check myself into cookie rehab, let me clarify: eating cookies does not give you the same effect as using cocaine. And it doesn’t damage your nose all that much …