Female Fiasco: Professional Bridesmaid

Jul 03, 2014 -- 7:10am

I am in my first wedding next April…I AM SO EXCITED…I’m going to be the best bridesmaid ever!!!!


Now even though I’m beyond ecstatic and take my bridesmaid responsibilities very seriously, I know a lot of people dread being in weddings!! I have no idea why…they are so much fun!!!! I would be a bridesmaid in every wedding if I could!!


It would be even better if I could get paid for it!!


Well one woman is doing just that!


She is a professional bridesmaid!


The woman lives in NYC and posted an ad on Craigslist offering to be bridesmaids in people’s weddings! She’s been in 4 already this year so decided; why not make a living off of it!


I like where your heads girl!


The woman is offering to basically manage the bridesmaids and make sure they are doing what they are supposed to do, and she’ll make sure you are all taken care of as well!


This is perfect, now you don’t have to worry if Sarah ordered her dress and made an appointment to get it fitted.  Because lets be honest, Sarah is a huge hot mess and someone needs to keep her in check. And she will hold your dress up for you while your pee…because we all know your maid of honor is probably too tipsy to hold your dress up!


On the ad she lists what she would bring to the table…


-Holding up the 18 layers of your dress so that you can pee withease on your wedding day


-Catching the bouquet and then following that moment up with my best Miss America-like "Omg, I can't believe this" speech.


-Doing the electric and the cha cha slide.


-Responding in a timely manner to pre-wedding email chains created by other bridesmaids and the Maid of Honor


So if you don’t have close girlfriends…or if you need an extra bridesmaid…or you just want to hire someone to keep your girlfriends in check, maybe consider hiring this woman!


As for the bride whose wedding I’m in in April…girl I got your back all day!!!

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