NASCAR is not really my thing…but Brian Scott just became my absolute favorite driver. I will forever want him to win every race!
Grab your tissues because you are about to get all the feels! ALL THE FEELS!
Last year, Brian Scott recently got married to a woman named Whitney…Congratulations…but the best part is when Brian Scott said his vows to Whitney’s 3 year old daughter!
I’m serious, grab the tissues!!!!
During the ceremony, Brian bent down to his stepdaughter Brielle…and promised to love and care for her for the rest of her life.
Scott vowed to Brielle…"I promise to always hold your hand and skip with you down the street and bring comfort to your life," he said. "I vow to make you say your prayers before you eat. I promise to read you stories at night and to always tuck you in real tight. I vow to show you how a man should treat a woman in my relationship with your mother. And above all else, I vow to protect you, care for you and love you forever."
Is that a tear in my eye?! HECK YES!
This is the cutest thing ever. Too bad he’s taken!
All the feels today, all the feels.
I’ve heard that pregnancy is hard. Physically, mentally, emotionally…just HARD.
Women are amazing for going through this…men, you have no idea.
Well now 3 men are seeing what it feels like to be 9 months pregnant for a full month!
OH I’M LOVING THIS ALREADY!
The Huffington Post reports, “Jason Bramley, Steve Hanson and Jonny Biggins are wearing fake pregnant bellies that weigh a whopping 33 pounds for an entire month -- and they're documenting the project, aptly titled "Three Pregnant Dads," for the world to see.”
The 3 men own a company that personalizes books for weddings, birthdays, etc and they were trying to figure out a way to pay tribute to mom’s for Mother’s Day…and this is what they came up with!
Wearing 33-pound bellies to experience what it would be like to be 9 months pregnant!
The 3 men are documenting their experiences on their website and some of the updates are hilarious!
Johnny says, “Woke up at 4am and couldn’t get back to sleep. I’m a light sleeper at the best of times and wearing this suit is like going to bed in a straightjacket packed with a boulder and two stones.”
One of the men talks about having “pregnancy brain” while booking a plane ticket for his mother...he ends up booking her flight to the wrong destination!
Their updates are just hilarious!
Kudos to these men!
I think all men should have to do this experiment to really understand what women go through!
Ladies, you’ve seen all the cheesy romantic comedies…don’t lie, you have.
And as you sit on your couch drinking your wine, eating your ice cream…you think how fantastic it would be to have a dramatic kiss in the rain, or have a man write you a letter every day for a year.
Okay so chances of that happening are so slim…we would be lucky to get a text a day for a year.
Women’s Health Magazine has put together the top cheesiest movie scenes we all secretly (or not so secretly) wish would happen to us.
The Meet Cute. Think the Wedding Planner…Jennifer Lopez’s character’s shoe is stuck in the middle of the street and she is about to get hit by a dumpster that has rolled in to the street…just at the last minute Mathew Mcconaughey swoops in and pushes JLO out of the way…and then they fall in love!
The Run Through the Airport…OH I SO WISH THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME!! Just as I’m about to board a plane to Pittsburgh, Mr. Right stops me and declares his love for me! “But I’ll be back on Sunday” I’ll say…and lets be honest, TSA wouldn’t let you get past security let alone to my gate…and if I’m flying through Chicago, no dice, you’ll never find me in that hot mess airport! A girl can dream though.
Kissing in the rain. Hollywood definitely makes it look way better than it probably is. As much as I think I would enjoy the magical moment…I think after 5 seconds, getting pelted with rain would be terrible. Kiss me inside.
Passionate Love Speech. Like in Love Actually when he comes to the door and his speech is written and ends with “To me, You are perfect” SWOOOOOON
Parents…you probably never sleep, especially if you have a newborn…hats off to you for all of those sleepless nights rocking your babies back to sleep!
Those days may be long gone though.
There is an app that rocks your baby back to sleep…of course there is.
Fisher Price has revealed an app-controlled cradle…I’m surprised it took this long!
The app allows you to set the cradle to rock and play music to sooth your baby remotely from your bed (or anywhere in your home)
The Daily Mail reports, “The has 6 distinct swinging speeds from low to high so you can find the perfect rhythm to help soothe your child, and it can also swing either side-to-side (like a cradle) or head-to-toe. To add to the excitement for children, the cradle also has 16 songs, 3 nature sounds, and a 'deluxe overhead mobile with light-up birdies”
Parents what do you think?! Is this your saving grace? Or should we stick with the old fashion way?! NO SLEEP FOR YOU!
Raising kids is hard…heck keeping a plant alive is hard…raising kids is on another level!
There are so many things parents have to teach kids…important things…like not to take candy from strangers, what to do if the house catches on fire, don’t run with scissors and the list goes on forever until the end of time!
But what about the things you have to teach your kids that you don’t really think about…the little, yet important things that might have you thinking “WTF?”
How to wipe your own butt…yep there needs to be a lesson on that.
Don’t smell the dogs butt…betcha didn’t think about that one.
The definition of the word, “what”…I have no clue how I’d even go about teaching this one!
Nobody wants to shake your hand if you pull it directly out of your pants…maybe spend some extra time on this lesson.
How to use shampoo.
You have to change your underwear.
Not to drink poison.
Don’t shove pencils in to your ear.
Pee in the toilet. Not around it, not on it. In it.
These are all good to know!!! Kudos to all the parents out there having to teach these lessons!!
What other things did you have to teach your kids that you never realized you’d have to teach?! Email me a Tory@1017thebull.com or tweet me @ToryTheBull!!
There are things you should not ask women…ever.
We are busy, we run around like our heads are cut off and have the weight of the world on our shoulders.
We are stressed to the max trying to juggle everything and we do not need you to remind us about how tired we are or the fact that we are not married yet.
Trust me, along with all the other stuff we are trying to get accomplished during the day, the voices are inside our heads are also reminding us that we look tired and are not yet heading down the isle.
I ran into a friend a few weeks ago and the first thing he said to me was “You look tired”
Well thank you, you are a gem.
Thank you for telling me I look like S*** in the most polite way possible.
If I could punch you in the face, I would.
There are just some things you should not say/ask a woman.
“Are you tired?” is at the top of the list…especially since we know we look like crap…and we try really hard to cover up the fact that we look like crap. Please don’t bring it to our attention; we are trying to live in denial.
“What are you waiting for?”…as in why aren’t you married with kids yet?! OH I’m sorry I didn’t know how easy it is to just pick one. How about you back off before my head explodes.
“Is it that time of the month?” …is it time for me to punch you in the face?! Nothing makes a woman angrier than someone assuming her mood is because of “the time of the month” Maybe it is, maybe it’s not. Maybe we are just not in a good mood. I guess we are only allowed to be in a bad mood every 28 days.
“Should you be eating that?” NO I SHOULDN’T BUT I AM. I am sure you have never eaten a snickers bar. NO never, not you. SHUT UP. The voices inside my head are giving me a hard enough time, I don’t need your 2 cents.
“Are you pregnant?” Even if you are 90% sure she is pregnant, you shouldn’t ask. Unless she has said something to indicate she may be pregnant, I would just not ask. I automatically think you’re telling me I’m gaining weight and I’m going to be livid!
Even if you think we may look like crap, be in a bad mood while eating cake and could possibly be gaining some weight…KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF!